Makan
Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke
Makaan Mein
Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.Makan Malik:
Abey Uloo
,500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila
Nachegi |
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Wife:
Mere Irade Bade Nek Hai, Aap 1000
Mein Ek Hain...
Sardar: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai, Pehle
Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai... |
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| Basanti:
Bhag Dhanno Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzat
Ka Sawaal Hai.Dhanno : Teri Izzat
Gayi bhaa mai mere peeche gabbar ke
ghore pare hai |
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| Aaj
kal dil chah raha hai ki main tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka dekh ke sab ke samne
1 ki ki kis kiss kissa sunau |
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| Log
kahete hai ki Ladkiyan zindgi hoti
hai, Maut nahi...Magar woh log yeh
kyu bhul jate hai ki, dhokha bhi zindgi
hi deti hai, maut nahi.... |
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Boy
: Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise
hi aaja |
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ek
tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa
rahey hain... |
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