I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters.

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR 100%sweet, UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on.

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster.

dil mera udass hai
tuo jo meray pass hai
es nadan dil ko dard dia kyoon mainay tum se karez lay ka

phool woh jo bagh ko khushbo saybhar de
humsafar woh jo zindagi se ghamo ko dor kar de
dost woh jo mobile ko sms se bhar de

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

oye oye!mil gya!
shava shava mil gya!
oye ballay ballay mil gya!
o aho aho mil gya!
oye chak de phattay mil gya!
mera sms parhne k liye ek aur pagal mil gya!

kuch duble patle mere sarkar nazar ate hain
vitamin A or D ke kame k asar nazar ate hain