You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

TERE INBOX MAIN MERE SMS KO PENAH MIL JAYE AGAR TU REPLY NA KERAY TERA
CELL PHONE FANA HO JAYE.

Abbreviation of Wife:
Men Say: Without Information Fight Everyday.
Women Say: With Idion ForEver.

Maa apnay Betay ko aasman say zameen per laati hay or Wife ussi Betay
ko zameen say zair-e-zameen pohancha daite hay.

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha.

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...